. . . and the days go by . . .
Quite a few days have gone by, in fact, since I last did a post like this. But I noticed a resurgence of randomocity amidst my ‘referred by’ stats earlier today, so for our mutual entertainment (and for a bit of Talking Heads nostalgia – because those lyrics always made about as much sense to me as my search terms do), I present:
What The Hell Are You Looking For?
also known as:
Variations on the Theme of Feve
At some point over the past two years (yes, it’s been that long since I’ve done one of these — the horror!), the following questionable question led some poor advice-seeking Schmoe to yonder Blog o’ the Sex:
how do you get suction with a shampoo bottle on my nipples
To which I say…
Uhmmm… What?
Honestly, there are a lot of search terms that I don’t get to see any more (because Google suddenly pretends to care about your ‘privacy’) (don’t be fooled, my pretties), but the ones that *do* come my way, I can usually make some sort of sense of.
Not that one.
How about…
inducing lactation and my nipples are tingling and achy
Uh. Okay? Um.
I’m very happy for you? I think?
I mean, terms like…
- mycuntthrobs (it happens)
- man sexxy fivar images
- orgasm sybian abdomen muscles, or even
- sex while high on 9 lb hammer
…all make a modicum of sense.
As do fucktoy, cheeky mmf threesome wink, and chores as kink.
Some things, though…
Nope. I just don’t get it.
But the one that takes the cake? Or bakes the cake, perhaps… (I think this might have to do with that particular funky fetish.)
unclean chees cook sex
Okaaay…
Move over, Martha Stewart.
SO.
What brings *you* here, hmmm?
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I’ve always liked that song though I agree it doesn’t make a lot of sense! You do get some interesting questions though.
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And you may say to yourself… “My God! What have I done?”
(Which is exactly what some of those interesting questions leave me saying, scratching my head in befuddlement.)
You get “unclean chees cook sex”, I get “St. Augustine of Hippo”.
Tomayto, tomahto…
Neither one makes more sense than the other.
(Altho’ clearly, if anybody were to search “earworms for the having”, we’d both be winners!)
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Oh, that is a FABULOUS search term! St Augustine of Hippo, patron saint of Gayla Peevey, safari master for the bovinely inclined. 😛
Shampoo bottles have a surprising variety of uses.
😀
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Ha! Well, there is that convenient hole at the top when you unscrew the cap… 😛