Make of it what you will:
And am I the only one who finds hilarity in the fact that it’s inflatable?
I have no idea who comes up with this stuff…
But I want their job.
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Oh, and to give credit where credit is due: I found this pic on this crazy chick‘s blog.
I’m not responsible for what you may or may not find there.
Yadda, yadda, blah, blah.
So they do exist.
I thought you might appreciate that one, Monkey. 😀
LOL!!!… Well, I’ve heard of a “Horn Dog” but a “Horn Cat”? That’s a new one 😛
A horny pussy? 😛
LOL!!! Oh yeah, I’ve heard of that one before 😀
You might have even petted one a time or two… 😉
That’s only half of the set…
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009I6JMME/
I have no words.
You hate Amazon?
No. I don’t *like* Amazon, because they misrepresent themselves as a barely-makin’-it-based-out-of-my-garage type business, which is utter bullshit, and they put forth like ZERO charitable giving, and they do not practice fair trade…
But I don’t hate them.
The sheep, though…
The mind that created a lipsticked, inflatable, hole-y sheep is a kinky one, indeed. You wanted definitions for kink? There ya go!
Of course. Everyone hates sheep. That’s just a given.
You think an inflatable sheep is kinky?
Imagine sex with someone wearing this…
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001DKDTPY/
I don’t hate sheep.
I think the fucking of a lipsticked sheep is kinky. You should add it to your list.
I also think you might spend an unhealthy amount of time looking for bizarre stuff on Amazon. That’s gotta fit SOMEONE’s definition of ‘kink’.
Inflatable sheep, wow I never seen that one coming….I like the unicorn for the cat that was pretty good. I am still dumbfounded by the sheep…I know guys that would tie up someone to a tree and let a calf loose on them…I didn’t understand that for a long time either, but if you play you get to pay and if you can’t pay well, watch out you might get tired up to a tree. Man am I glad I don’t play those games any more…..
That ‘tied to a tree’ business frightens me on more levels than I can count. I’m just gonna stay away from your half of calf country, I think. Yikes! o_O
Ya I would not have been thinking about it but my man’s cousin was talking about it earlier in the day,…I have known a lot of shady people in my day, but that is just not right. I am so glad to be out of that world…I was a drug user for 20 plus years, with the last 7 being daily…. I can not say it was not fun at times, but when it becomes an everyday thing it is no longer fun…. That is how the tree thing came about was someone owed money…I believe it was a large amount, it had better be a large amount to do somethings so horrible and even a large amount it is not right, but people and money are funny. Hey I made a rhyme!!
Addiction is not a pretty thing, my accidental poet. I applaud your courage in stepping out of that lifestyle. I know the change is not an easy one. Stay strong.
Thank You!! I was blessed with two great kids, that deserve it and a man who believes in me for the first time in my life. It is the only way I could of made it through school these last three years..Two weeks from today I will graduate for the first time in my life..(Sad but True) School has been a big help, it kept me away from that element and pushed me to be someone…
It is amazing what we can accomplish when we surround ourselves with positive people. Congratulations on your upcoming graduation! It’s definitely something to be proud of. 🙂
“Great Horny Toads” said Yosemite Sam, quite often.
I knew there was a reason I liked him. 😉