Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits

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From the spam files:

The bracelets, believed  to be in his tardy 30s,  emerged weighed down by a massiveness of matted hair. Mr Shivaram, who believed Keshava  had not washed in support of a decade, in a flash organised a haircut,
a bath and a medical examination.

I have been known to organize…..uhmmm…..haircuts…..  But the shower is my preferred venue for razor work.

Shave the Wookie

 

Now, let’s break this down:  Tardy 30s.  Massiveness of matted hair.  Medical examination.

Interpretation:  Late to his own birthday party and/or does not/cannot act his age.  Must shave his face before he can eat open his present.  STD-free, please.

But damned if I can figure out the “bracelets” thing.

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?

Spam.  It’s what’s for dinner.

0 thoughts on “Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits

  1. ankoku1331

    I wonder if Mr. Frawley and Mr. Shivaram know each other. 🙂 “Massiveness of matted hair…” now that is prose. I admire good spam, even if spam spikes my blood-pressure. 😀

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I’m fairly certain Mr Frawley of your own spam queue is Mr Shivaram’s cousin. They run a barber shop that also serves as an erectile dysfunction therapy center. Word is, they specialize in hack jobs. 😛

      Reply

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