So one of the things I did during my clean-out house upheaval over the past year* was to comb through the contents of various shelves and drawers.
The result?
I now have more organized closets — though I can’t really say there is less stuff in them, because I got rid of stuff but then I bought stuff, YEESH — and slightly less-full drawers.
And one of the things my drawers are less-full of is sex toys.
I got rid of the bunny [sad face], an extemporaneous piece of skinny glass, a few no-longer-used novelty cock rings, and a surfeit of miscellaneous Don’t Need ‘Ems.TM
But I *kept* a few things as well. Two of those ‘few’ being the vibrators showcased above.
And I got to thinking…
Do people NAME their vibrators?
Like, I remember reading a book once where the female protagonist called her dildo Juan Carlos (or something like that) and it caused massive confusion in her burgeoning relationship because the guy she was dating overheard her talking to one of her friends about how good Juan was.
Or some such.
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Anywhoo…
I have Blue (pictured above right).
Like, it’s actually sort of a turquoise color. But I just refer to it as Blue.
And then I have ‘the little guy’.
He’s too small to be a Flying Purple People Eater. (And that’s too much of a mouthful, anyway.) But I mean… Lookit ‘im. So cute.
Just a little guy.
And I got to thinking…
Maybe I should give him a name.
I’m open to suggestions, but for the moment…
I’m thinking Zacchaeus is a good name.
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Whattaya think?
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This is the first post in my Inspirations spring-into-summer writing project, brought about in part due to reading Windy’s recent take on “if vibrators could speak.”
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*When we said goodbye to our elderly kitty — who, ironically, once featured in another post about vibrators… *laugh* — we tore apart our downstairs to undo the end-of-life pet damage; basically, that deconstruction led to a waterfall of tear-aparts throughout the house. We are only just now _kind of_ put back together again.
A woman once told me, she had a date with BUZZ last night. 😆 So yeah, they do name their vibrators.
Ha! Makes me think of Buzz Lightyear… 😉
Hmmm…I’ve never named my vibrators. But some of them do have to have a personality. Funny…I have a Blue, too! But then, blue, pink, and purple tend to be the going colors.
Yes…
And of course, you have Rico Suave! 😉
Little surprise perhaps? You did say you were quite surprised at how well it worked.
That’s why I’m keeping it!
I had a Blue too! Currently my purple one is called Aurbergine. I’ve had Yellow Fellow. And Cap’n Silver. I think colours are the easiest way to name my vibes. Also, Purple Pieman, Double Dildo and the DD2 which was the second such toy I acquired. Oh hell, too many to list.
YOu can check them out on my definitions page.
(I tried leaving a hyperlink but it wouldn’t let me.)
( I need to update that tho.)
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Yellow?! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a yellow one! And yellow is such a happy color. 🙂
I’ve never named my vibrators, but just tend to call them by their ‘given names’ – haha, if you can call it that.
And I desperately need to clean out my drawers too!
~ Marie xox
I get that.
I have “my icicle” — which is what I call my glass Icicle — but I actually have a second, different Icicle as well, that I don’t know what to call. So it’s “my other icicle.” *laugh*
It seems to me that only people with a sufficiently developed imagination are able to name their toys. This may be due to some kind of associations or personal experiences. For example, the name of a former lover. And at the same time, this is a rather intimate process for the audience to participate in.
I don’t think I would want to name a sex toy after a lover, especially not a former one. I mean… I got rid of that guy for a reason! *laugh*
The former are different. I remember some of them with great fondness.
Interesting post, decluttering much needed here (having emptied my family home I have brought some to my home – urgh, I needed more time!)
I have toys in all different colours (including blue) but the only one which got a name was named by my man as Buzz Bomb, which was similar to its trade name, because I suspect he felt vaguely threatened by that one. That was jettisoned when I learned about non-bodysafe materials toys could be made of Uh-Oh.
Because it is purple and sexy but diminutive in size, I’m thinking Prince for your toy!
The decluttering is a never-ending process — I get one area organized only to find another that’s bursting full to overflowing!
Prince? As in the singer? *laugh* Yes, he certainly was diminutive in size…
And now I’ll be using the little guy to the mental tune of Purple Rain. 😉
You could also call the tiny one Tiny Tim… as it does tiptoe through your two lips….
Ha! Somehow I think my lil purple guy and that high falsetto don’t _quite_ go together. *laugh*
But thanks for the suggestion. 😉