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# Who are you? What do you mean, Who am I? I’m your wife! You don’t sound like my wife. Really? What do I sound like? Sex.
# Who are you? What do you mean, Who am I? I’m your wife! You don’t sound like my wife. Really? What do I sound like? Sex.
Sexting, Schmexting On a random evening, about a week ago…
After pouncing on my Smotch (who had previously been snarfling under the blankets) to wake him up, I meandered toward the master bath with every intention of jumping into the shower… Read more »
THIS MORNING: There are, he pontificates, addressing the air around him, certain things Mrs Fever is allergic to. With a nod to the kitties, who are both staring up at… Read more »