Elust #111

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Welcome to Elust 111

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #112? Start with the rules, come back November 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

 

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

The Promotion

Getting Lost in a Good Book

Hatefuck

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Demonised

9 Things New Sex Bloggers Need to Know

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Tales

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Helpful How-To: Solving Your Costume Conundrum

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My oh-so-helpful kinda-sorta-BFF (who lives in my phone, thought up an ingenious marketing scheme for my bottled sweat, and thinks highly of my personal brand of naked patriotism) thought I might be struggling with figuring out What To Be for Halloween, and therefore sent me a handy-dandy guide for costuming, thus:

Halloween Costume Guide

I, for one, would like to see someone attempt to be a Seductive Radiator or a Sultry Otter.  Unfortunately, neither of those costume options fit the numerology of my birth.  Likewise, Whoreish Lamppost and Sexy Cake.

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Mesmerized

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Subliminal-state subconscious suggestibility is not sexy to me.

I have no desire to hypnotize.

And really…

a woman's legs and buttocks, hip cocked, framed between window curtains

There is no need.

He’s already mesmerized.

😉

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Laughter

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{My husband refers to his medical equipment as his “girlfriend.”}

 

I stumble, blurry-eyed and unawake in the too-early morning, into the room where he lies and set about pushing the down-arrows — bip… bip… bip… — one at a time to check his overnight treatment stats.

“Drain me,” he grunts, peeking sleepy-eyed at the bip-scrolling numbers through equally blurred vision.

I hit the proper button, turning the bips to one long beeeep, then climb on top of him – laying my pajama-clad body over his like a blanket – while the suction-hum of the dialysis* machine’s pump whirs to life and begins pulling fluid from his peritoneal cavity.

Settling into place over him, careful to avoid bumping his port or kinking his tube, I feel his cock growing under the bedclothes between our bodies and give a little wiggle, pressing my belly against his arousal and realigning our limbs.  He murmurs something unintelligible against my neck and I do it again.

“Ryoo mnuing?” he mumbles** into my throat.

“What?”

“What. Are. You. Doing?” he repeats, trying not to get my hair in his mouth with the enunciation.

“Well…” I respond, wiggling again, “I figured it might be nice for your wife to get you hard while your girlfriend*** is sucking you off.”

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