My oh-so-helpful kinda-sorta-BFF (who lives in my phone, thought up an ingenious marketing scheme for my bottled sweat, and thinks highly of my personal brand of naked patriotism) thought I might be struggling with figuring out What To Be for Halloween, and therefore sent me a handy-dandy guide for costuming, thus:
I, for one, would like to see someone attempt to be a Seductive Radiator or a Sultry Otter. Unfortunately, neither of those costume options fit the numerology of my birth. Likewise, Whoreish Lamppost and Sexy Cake.
So – alas and horror of horrors – there are many things on that list I will not be.
I will, however, be raising a ruckus. 😛
How about you?
I’m a little disheartened that even with the odds in my favor (7 out of 12!), I *still* don’t get to be sexy.
(Will you be selling your excess ruckus at a farmstand? I’d be interested in purchasing some…)
Good idea!
RUCKUS b{u}y the Bushel: Get it while it’s fresh!
(Which perhaps sounds more like a bluegrass-punk fusion album title than a farmstand ad… 😉 )
I can’t be a bitchin’ biscuit ?
Hey man, this thing is defective.
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Ha! Here I was thinking you would make a fabulous sultry spoon. 😛
Damn, you’re too good. I couldn’t come up with one that’s so spot on !
10 points. 😛
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