*phone rings*
Hello?
Oh hello. I wasn’t expecting to hear from you til later.
Oh? Well sometimes finishing early is a good thing…
*laugh*
Mhmm. Yes.
Me? I’m just… Relaxing.
What am I wearing? Did you really just ask me that? How very unexpectedly phone-sex-y of you!
*laugh*
Well, I can’t help it, darling. You’re funny.
You really want to know?
I’m wearing…
…
No, that’s not all I’m wearing. Not…exactly.
Hmmm? Well, you might say I’m bearly dressed.
Mm. Yes, barely.
So you’re on your way over?
Okay, drive safe. And…
What? Yes, of course I’m ‘ready’ – are you?
Good.
Okay.
And…
Try not to get too distracted thinking of me wearing my… Teddy.