Temperature's Rising

This fellow won a blue ribbon.

😉

(We went to a fair over the weekend.)

“We should get a rooster” -and- “Maybe we should get a gurnsey cow” -and- “Why don’t we have a llama of our own?” are common subjects of discussion between my spouse and I after attending one of these events.

Of course, the logical answers are “They attract rats” -and- “You wouldn’t be able to handle the poop” -and- “We wouldn’t be able to ride him, so why bother?”

But it is fun to the talk about the possibilities.

“We could buy that old bus we saw sitting out in front of the reptile zoo¹ and load it up with our freshly minted llama…” I start,

“…and drive it from here to South America,” he continues, “with the rooster in a rack on the top.”

And so forth.

: laugh :

You know… All the completely PRACTICAL planning steps to creating new adventures in life.

And it all begins at the fair. 😛

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In other news, where cocks are concerned, I had a rather strange dream about some the other night. I don’t really remember the details, but Goldie Hawn was there and somehow we were testing the usefulness of cocks (of the penis variety) — which had been detached from their owners and were laid out on a board with labels for whose was whose — and most of them got hard fast, came (too) quickly, and were grossly misshapen.

Needless to say — unlike the pretty fella up above — none of the dream cocks were Prize Cocks.

Go ahead and armchair-psych that one if you want to entertain yourself for a minute.

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