Term: Massive Erection
Hypothesis: Every erection is a massive erection.
Rationale: The word ‘massive’ has, at times, led observers to believe that claimants of these kinds of erections either (1) are profligate liars, or (2) have dicklexia. New linguistic evidence suggests otherwise. All matter is essentially mass. Therefore, all penises (penii?) are massive (size being a moot point), regardless of their state of erection.
Proposition: Create new term to more accurately represent the term formerly known as ‘massive erection’. Include substantiative evidence, based on subjective experimentation and objective measurements.
(S)experiment(s): Uhhh… I’m gonna need a lab partner for this, I think.