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On Fashion:

I’m supposed to get my hairs cut today.
All of them?
Not the ones on my legs. I’m growing them out so I can braid them.
Oh excellent – I hear that’s a thing now. French braid?

On Feeding The Imagination:

What’re you up to bunny?
I’m toasting a bagel. ๐Ÿ™‚
That’s always a positive breakfast experience. ๐Ÿ™‚
[and] Fantasizing.
About bagels? ๐Ÿ˜‰
I’m not that kinky. ๐Ÿ˜›
Heh. That ain’t kinky.
Well, bagels *do* have those lovely holes in the center.

On Zookeeping:

I don’t really like having a bunch of rugrats running around the neighborhood unsupervised. Summer is here. School is over. Bleh.
You need a tranquilizer gun.

On Healthย Food:

OMG. I love donuts. Likeย Homer Simpson, I love donuts. ๐Ÿ˜›
Heh heh. Those are the only donuts I will eat. They are
I love anything sweet, maybe too much. And it’s a bonus, if a hole is involved.

Pike's Place Donuts

These truly are the only donuts I will eat. Two words: YUM. YUM.

On Techno-fuckery:

You can type faster than me.
Yes, my fast fingers come in handy. ๐Ÿ˜‰
The bad thing about a flip phone is speed and punctuation.

Replace ‘flip phone’ with ‘oral sex’ and you have my primary complaint about the activity. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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In appreciation ofย the male bloggers who have become part of my life:

You make my day(s)
. . . and sometimes my nights . . .


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          1. ismeisreallyme

            lol i’m not sure though a fellow blogger that we mutually follow and visa versa is! i’m not hipster enough to live in pdx though a visit now and again is nice ๐Ÿ˜‰