While in the car listening to the radio today, I heard an exchange between a DJ and a caller that was rather amusing.
Caller: I listen to this station about 20 out of 24 hours every day.
DJ: Are you a truck driver?
Caller: I prefer to call myself a Freight Relocating Technician.
Aside: I always thought a Freight Relocating Technician was one of those mafia guys who sells hot merchandise out of the backs of trucks. Apparently, I was wrong.
DJ: (choking back laughter) I suppose that sounds sexier…?
Caller: Nope. Just more educated. Plus it confuses the hell outta people.
Love (love, Love, LOVE) this logic. Lol.
To the men and women who ride the roads: I know how hard you work, and I know first hand how hard your work schedule can be on your families. You have my utmost respect. Thank you for being in it for the long haul. Drive safe.