I can picture the advertisements: “Turning on your partner is now as easy as turning on the lights!”
/cut to commercial/
A woman lays on a bed wearing a negligee and bunny slippers. A man, standing at the foot of the bed in Superman pajamas says, “Honey, why don’t you turn me on for a minute?”
Clap on…
*clap clap*
(erection inflates)
Sixty seconds later…
Clap off…
*clap clap*
(B-bye hard penis!)
THE CLAPPER!
/end commercial/
{The American censors would go nuts. But Monty Python would’ve gotten away with it.}
I never did like the idea of light switches activated by the mundane sound of 2 hands clapping. What if they get confused by loud farts or thunderstorms? Barry K Rosen recently posted…Tough Lessons
You so funny!!!
😀
Erections that worked like the clapper — sounds better than a blue pill, anyway. . 😀
I can picture the advertisements: “Turning on your partner is now as easy as turning on the lights!”
/cut to commercial/
A woman lays on a bed wearing a negligee and bunny slippers. A man, standing at the foot of the bed in Superman pajamas says, “Honey, why don’t you turn me on for a minute?”
Clap on…
*clap clap*
(erection inflates)
Sixty seconds later…
Clap off…
*clap clap*
(B-bye hard penis!)
THE CLAPPER!
/end commercial/
{The American censors would go nuts. But Monty Python would’ve gotten away with it.}
I never did like the idea of light switches activated by the mundane sound of 2 hands clapping. What if they get confused by loud farts or thunderstorms?
Barry K Rosen recently posted…Tough Lessons
Hahaha!
Slamming doors, knocks at the entry from the neighbors…
The constant on-off of lights all over the house would be great during Halloween, though. Do-it-yourself “ghosts”! 👻🎃
Applauding erections reminds me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YRvXpLOft8
Good Lord…