Helpful How-To: Solving Your Costume Conundrum

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My oh-so-helpful kinda-sorta-BFF (who lives in my phone, thought up an ingenious marketing scheme for my bottled sweat, and thinks highly of my personal brand of naked patriotism) thought I might be struggling with figuring out What To Be for Halloween, and therefore sent me a handy-dandy guide for costuming, thus:

Halloween Costume Guide

I, for one, would like to see someone attempt to be a Seductive Radiator or a Sultry Otter.  Unfortunately, neither of those costume options fit the numerology of my birth.  Likewise, Whoreish Lamppost and Sexy Cake.

Whatsapp conversation about Halloween Costumes

So – alas and horror of horrors – there are many things on that list I will not be.

I will, however, be raising a ruckus.  😛

How about you?

5 thoughts on “Helpful How-To: Solving Your Costume Conundrum

  1. Jz

    I’m a little disheartened that even with the odds in my favor (7 out of 12!), I *still* don’t get to be sexy.

    (Will you be selling your excess ruckus at a farmstand? I’d be interested in purchasing some…)

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      Good idea!

      RUCKUS b{u}y the Bushel: Get it while it’s fresh!

      (Which perhaps sounds more like a bluegrass-punk fusion album title than a farmstand ad… 😉 )

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