(in which, we somehow strike on the notion of ginger beer enemas)
Me: Hey, can I put a piece of ginger in your butt?
Him: Uhhh…
Me: *smirk*
Him: Is this some new kinky thing?
Me: Well, it’s not new, but I suppose it’s kinky.
Him: Is this some sort of blog thing then?
Me: Yes. It’s called figging.
Him: So you want to put a fig in my butt?
Me: No, ginger.
Him: *confused face*
Me: *staring expectantly*
Him: I guess I’m no stranger to having things up my bum.
Me: It’ll be better than those horrid coffee enemas you thought were such a great idea. But I could chop up some really fine and make ‘coffee’ out of it, if you think that would be better.
Him: [ . . . ]
Me: *wiggling eyebrows*
Him: It would probably more comfortable than all that prostate stuff…?
Me: [ . . . ]
Him: So it’ll be a… ginger… enema?
Me: Sure! I mean, we don’t even have to coffee-fy it! We have ginger beer in the fridge. Make do with what you’ve got and all that.
Him: Good point. Besides, I mean… I must’ve known this was coming. ‘Cos what else would I have bought it for?
For the record:
- We did NOT go about ginger enema-izing my spouse, but
- This is exactly the kind of cock-n-bull conversation we are prone to having prior to trying _______________ (insert random sex-type thing here), so y’know…
- Never say never. 😉
{And really, what’s so great about my spouse, is that he pretty much never does say ‘never’. Which means we get up to all sorts of…interesting…things. 😉 }
NOTE: If you want to know a bit about what figging *actually* is (because fun as it sounds, it’s not a ginger beer enema), or whether or not it might be fun to try, I’d recommend checking out these posts:
- Franklin Veaux’s (co-author of the book, More Than Two) tutorial on figging – which is one of many kinky how-to’s on his blog – can be found here.
- Marie Rebelle’s personal walk-thru of {1} preparing for, and {2} executing her first figging experiences are amusingly educational.
- And for those of you who find blow-by-blow sequencing interesting/amusing/otherwise-up-your-alley, this by-the-minute description of the figging experience might make you laugh. (It did me.)
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That could be quite….. fizzy. 😀
Indeed! We’ve taken to calling this hypothetical fizzy enema a “fizzema.” 😛
Let me know how that particular science experiment comes out…. aside from the bubbles, I can see some potential merit in the ginger content. I love ginger !
I’m content to keep my Queen from any knowledge of figging! Just sayin’ 😜
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Haha! Fair enough! 😉
Wow. Just wow. As a former cook, I know fresh ginger… and I can imagine what that would feel like! Now I won’t be able to walk past the ginger in the produce section without thinking about this.
The things people do for fun…
Hahaha! Well, I suppose one man’s “warm fuzzy” is another’s “NO FUCKING WAY.” 😉
I like fresh ginger… I’m just kinda sure that I’d not want a slice of it in my butt but, hey, whatever works and floats your boat, right?
This is exactly how half of our conversations end up going but sometimes we do end up trying something new, exciting and deliciously gingery!
Haha! I suspect, in the history of sexual exploration, many a shenanigan has had its beginnings thus. 😉