Cock-n-Bull

(in which, we somehow strike on the notion of ginger beer enemas)

Me:  Hey, can I put a piece of ginger in your butt?
Him:  Uhhh…
Me:  *smirk*
Him:  Is this some new kinky thing?
Me:  Well, it’s not new, but I suppose it’s kinky.
Him:  Is this some sort of blog thing then?
Me:  Yes. It’s called figging.
Him:  So you want to put a fig in my butt?
Me:  No, ginger.
Him:  *confused face*
Me:  *staring expectantly*
Him:  I guess I’m no stranger to having things up my bum.
Me:  It’ll be better than those horrid coffee enemas you thought were such a great idea.  But I could chop up some really fine and make ‘coffee’ out of it, if you think that would be better.
Him: [ . . . ]
Me:  *wiggling eyebrows*
Him:  It would probably more comfortable than all that prostate stuff…?
Me:  [ . . . ]
Him:  So it’ll be a… ginger… enema?
Me:  Sure! I mean, we don’t even have to coffee-fy it!  We have ginger beer in the fridge.  Make do with what you’ve got and all that.
Him:  Good point. Besides, I mean…  I must’ve known this was coming.  ‘Cos what else would I have bought it for?

For the record:

1. We did NOT go about ginger enema-izing my spouse, but
2. This is exactly the kind of cock-n-bull conversation we are prone to having prior to trying _______________ (insert random sex-type thing here), so y’know…
3. Never say never. 😉

{And really, what’s so great about my spouse, is that he pretty much never does say ‘never’. Which means we get up to all sorts of…interesting…things. 😉 }

NOTE: If you want to know a bit about what figging *actually* is (because fun as it sounds, it’s not a ginger beer enema), or whether or not it might be fun to try, I’d recommend checking out these posts:

• Franklin Veaux’s (co-author of the book, More Than Two) tutorial on figging – which is one of many kinky how-to’s on his blog – can be found here.
• Marie Rebelle’s personal walk-thru of {1} preparing for, and {2} executing her first figging experiences are amusingly educational.
• And for those of you who find blow-by-blow sequencing interesting/amusing/otherwise-up-your-alley, this by-the-minute description of the figging experience might make you laugh. (It did me.)

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