I’m not sure where to start with this, really.

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text and photo from Whatsapp message when my spouse found my vibrator in my bed: Pleasant surprise to see your precious vagina had some action last night or this morning. :)

I mean…

Yes. My precious vagina had some action.

*laugh*

And I totally think it’s adorable that my spouse is all “Woo-hoo!” when he’s futzing around in my room while I’m at work and finds sex toys strewn across the bed.

But it’s also a bit…

: forehead THWAP! :

Because he’s totally like, Ooooh, she had an orgasm which must mean she’s feeling all sexy sexty schmexy and stuff!, when I’m totally not.

I tried to explain to him the… functionality(?)… of my most recent vibrator experiment. I used words first — I was relaxed, I’d just had a bath, it was more a matter of “I think this will be good for me” than “oh boy am I turned on by own bad self,” I pulled out the vibrator because my fingers felt like sandpaper, etc. — and he was still all like, “YOU HAD AN ORGASM! WOOT-WOO!”

(Yes, the enthusiasm was definitely of the ALL-CAPS variety.)

Then I tried using the vibrator on him – on his knuckle, to demonstrate how it worked on my clit – and in my best, most-pragmatic-approach-possible Sex Ed Teacher voice, I explained some more.

And he was like…

“…oh. So YOU HAD AN ORGASM! WOOT-WOO!”

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Belted Buns

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post-spanking photo showing pink belt marks on man's ass

^Those are the Mister’s belted buns.^

It was just one of those things, you know? One of those, Oh I think I’ll crack this leather in his general direction kind of things that happen when one is getting undressed. That’s all it was, really. Or all it was *meant* to be. But then he made that little eye wiggle at me that means, “Ooooh… You’ve turned me on!” (maybe because I was in the process of getting naked?) and even if I could resist that (I can’t!), it was pretty much a done deal when he decided to bare his butt and wiggle his little buns at me too.

I mean, I was still holding the belt I’d so recently removed from the loops on my jeans and cracked at him, all Domly-Domme-McSpankypants-like. And he was…

Impish.

Insouciant.

And he bent over.

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Elust #123

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NOTE: Normally there is a pick from SexBytes included in the Elust digest. There is not one this month (I’m not certain if that’s an oversight or if it’s something that the editors will be fading out), but I submitted two posts there this month, written by fellow bloggers, that you should definitely check out. So if you’re in the mood to read some sexy words, please check out the SexBytes main page or click one of the following to see [Erotica] Pretty and/or Witch Switch.

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Photo courtesy of Deviant Succubus

Welcome to Elust 123–

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #124? Start with the rules, come back November 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Bittersweet Symphony

Breast cancer awareness – check your boobs

The devil is in the detail…

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Metamorphosis: Fat, Fit and In Between

Contraception- life without birth control

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

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