Cunt Flaps, Bitch Slaps, and a Whole Bunch of Other Crap
So I’ve been meaning to write about my unsexed sexual organs for a long while now but every time I think I should revisit the whole Vaginal Therapy conversation, something… Read more »
Tag: Menopause
If by ‘swollen and tender’ you mean ‘shrunken and just NO’ then yep, that’s me.
Menopause Meets Mammaries (fight ensues: one’s a complete tit, the other is a total boob) So one of the things I have struggled with for a long while now is… Read more »
Ordering Menopause
May I take your order, please? Today I had the unique experience of ordering my menopausal symptoms. I don’t mean ‘ordering’ as in “Oh, doesn’t that hot flash look just… Read more »
So I’m pretty sure my vagina has arthritis.
You know how, previously, I just figured my vagina was sprained? Well, NOW I think my vagina has arthritis. Because you know how, when you have arthritis — in your… Read more »