Sex and Candy

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No, not Marcy Playground. We can talk about hideous ’90s lyrics another time. For right now, let’s talk about sex (thank you, Salt ‘n Pepa) and candy. Or, more specifically: Orgasms and Chocolate.

Orgasms…

And Chocolate…

Why is it that lack of one makes me crave the other? And why (why, Why, WHY?!?!) is it that they each bring out my inner addict? Give me one taste and I want mooooooore… And the more I have, the more I want!

At least with chocolate, a girl can fill up. Too much will make you sick, after all.

But when it comes to orgasms? It’s not possible to satisfy my appetite. (But don’t stop trying!) As far as this girl is concerned, it’s not possible to have too much of a good thing.

And if I could have a chocolate orgasm?

Mmmmmm…

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    1. mrsfever Post author

      You have baked a dessert called a Chocolate Orgasm aaaaannnnd…

      That’s it? *blink* You’re just going to dangle that delicious morsel in front of me and walk away? No recipe? No tantalizing description? *lips trembling*

      Tease and Denial?!?!

      That’s just MEAN! 🙁

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          1. mrsfever Post author

            Chocolate Chastity? *Snort* Well, if that’s not temperance, I’m not sure what is…

            Oh well. In hopes of more information about DND’s chocolatey goodness, I shall don my halo and attempt to be virtuous, as my humble tastebuds diligently await your charitable kindness.

            Erm…

            I hope Leigh understands. I didn’t mean that the way it sounded…

            😉

  1. CupidsTraps

    Insatiability is a hot, and uniquely feminine trait. It also leads to keyholding and cuckolding in 1 out of 5 women.

    Youve been warned!

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    1. mrsfever Post author

      I’m picturing a whole new category on Jeopardy, Cupid.

      “I’ll take Sexual Proclivities for 100, Alex!”

      *This* uniquely feminine trait leads to keyholding and cuckolding in one out of five women.

      “What is…INSATIABILITY?”

      Lol.

      There’s a REASON (besides the fact that you’re such a delightful man) I like to read what you write, ya know. You said insatiability is hot. Well, when I’m hot, I *enjoy* getting hotter.

      And tease and denial makes me hotter…

      Just sayin’. 😉

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