It’s early morning and we’re lazing in bed before we have to start the day, discussing the declining state of our elderly kitty.
Said kitty is no longer even remotely kitten-like; he is scrawny and disheveled (no matter that he was just recently groomed — all he has to do is take a nap and he’s a perpetual bedhead) and half-incontinent and wholly incompetent but we are trying our best to deal with his elderly-ness with humor and heart.
“He’s just…”
I pause for a moment, looking for the right descriptor for the bedraggled feline cuddling between us.
“…OLD.”
My husband nods.
“He’s an old man kitty.”
Which…
I told you we’re studying Spanish, right? So whenever my spouse hears a short phrase he thinks is easily translate-able, he types it into his Google Translate function on his phone to find out how to say it in Spanish.
Which is what he does with ‘old man kitty’.
“Be-A-ho Gah-tee-toe,” he says, reading (or attempting to read, while slaughtering the pronunciations) what it says on his screen.
:: rapid blinking ::
“A-hole?” I ask. “Did you just say ‘Be A-hole’?”
“Be.A.Ho,” he enunciates.
This is not getting any better. It sounds as though he’s either calling our old man kitty an a-hole or a ho.
“Let me see,” I say.
Reading the screen, I understand.
Viejo.
“Viejo gatito.”
“Right,” he responds. “That’s what I said.”
“Well what it sounded like was you were calling kitty an a-hole.”
He thinks about that for a moment. Nods. And with a conspiratory look my way, says:
“Yes. That works too.”
Muy divertido!
Mi esposo es chiflado.
Languages can be so fun!! lol
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mwahhaahaa! … too funny … but not so funny having to deal with aging pets … been there too many times (but here we go again as we now have a puppy!) … nj … xx
I tell my hubby, “After this one is gone, we’re done with pets.”
And he says, “…until you find one that needs to be rescued again.”
*laugh*
They’re a lot of work, but also a lot of love. 😉
This made me shake with laughter. Hilarious!
It’s an apt description of most cats, just saying. (I have 4…and the boys, especially are super friendly entitled jerks.)
I love the translation process.
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