A-Hole

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It’s early morning and we’re lazing in bed before we have to start the day, discussing the declining state of our elderly kitty.

Said kitty is no longer even remotely kitten-like; he is scrawny and disheveled (no matter that he was just recently groomed — all he has to do is take a nap and he’s a perpetual bedhead) and half-incontinent and wholly incompetent but we are trying our best to deal with his elderly-ness with humor and heart.

“He’s just…”

I pause for a moment, looking for the right descriptor for the bedraggled feline cuddling between us.

“…OLD.”

My husband nods.

“He’s an old man kitty.”

Which…

I told you we’re studying Spanish, right? So whenever my spouse hears a short phrase he thinks is easily translate-able, he types it into his Google Translate function on his phone to find out how to say it in Spanish.

Which is what he does with ‘old man kitty’.

“Be-A-ho Gah-tee-toe,” he says, reading (or attempting to read, while slaughtering the pronunciations) what it says on his screen.

:: rapid blinking ::

“A-hole?” I ask. “Did you just say ‘Be A-hole’?”

“Be.A.Ho,” he enunciates.

This is not getting any better. It sounds as though he’s either calling our old man kitty an a-hole or a ho.

“Let me see,” I say.

Reading the screen, I understand.

Viejo.

Viejo gatito.”

“Right,” he responds. “That’s what I said.”

“Well what it sounded like was you were calling kitty an a-hole.”

He thinks about that for a moment. Nods. And with a conspiratory look my way, says:

“Yes. That works too.”

9 thoughts on “A-Hole

  1. Nora

    mwahhaahaa! … too funny … but not so funny having to deal with aging pets … been there too many times (but here we go again as we now have a puppy!) … nj … xx

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    1. Mrs Fever Post author

      I tell my hubby, “After this one is gone, we’re done with pets.”

      And he says, “…until you find one that needs to be rescued again.”

      *laugh*

      They’re a lot of work, but also a lot of love. 😉

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  2. Brigit Delaney

    It’s an apt description of most cats, just saying. (I have 4…and the boys, especially are super friendly entitled jerks.)

    I love the translation process.

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