~ in which, my ‘KRBOOM!’ goes ‘k-blrp’ ~
So with the success of the experimental orgasm the week prior, my husband seduced me with his linen laundering skills last weekend (“I washed the sheets,” he said, “I know that turns you on”) and we snuggled under the clean cushy covers on Saturday night for a bit of somethin’-somethin’.
And I was, y’know, dressed for the occasion. All sexy-like and whatnot.
In fact, our pre-vibe-action conversation was about that very topic. To whit:
Him: Why are you wearing your Elmo sweatshirt to bed?
Me: Because it’s cushy?
So am I, y’all.
So. Am. I.
And so, with all the cush surrounding our lil snugglenest on our Mattress Of LoveTM, we started.
Or at least… The vibrator started.
And once *I* got started, it stopped.
: laugh :
(We have since bought batteries; let’s call that ‘planning ahead’, which at the moment is a win.)
It was a bit of a stop-and-go thing, really. Because I would shake the Lelo and then re-press the button and it would bzzzz…
And then I would press _just_ SO, trapping that ever-dancing sweet spot on my clit firmly between the wand tip and my pubic bone, and hit exactly the right spot…
And it would grzpt.
Argh!
Anyhow…
In spite of the less-than-stellar buildup, build up I did.
And I could feel it, you know? That pressure, right behind the navel, that urge to push…
It was …right…
THERE…
And then…
[begin metaphor/]
A couple summers ago, I attended a cannon-shooting exhibition during a tour at a pre-revolutionary fort. There was a big talk beforehand. There was “Be prepared to cover your ears” and “this can be really REALLY loud” and “stand back, ere she blows!”
But then, the cannon — instead of going BOOM!!! — went blrp.
[/end metaphor]
Instead of going BOOM!! . . .
~ I took a deep breath ~
. . . and my orgasm went ‘blrp’.
As orgasms go, it wasn’t my norm.
Rather than following the rule of BOOM, my body made an exception to the rule with a blrp.
But it was still an orgasm.
(An orgasm we are *still* laughing about.)
: shrug :
What can I say?
You BOOM some, you blrp some.
😉
How was YOUR weekend, hmmm?
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I am submitting this post to Wicked Wednesday (click the badge above for more info), where this week’s prompt is Breaking Rules. If you bend your perspective a bit, the content fits. (Which is kinda the whole ‘thing’ I have about rules, anyway: shift perspective and bend, don’t break.)
😉
I’m also going to take this opportunity to remind you (or inform you, for those of you who are new here) that April is coming up fast. Which means the April A-to-Z Challenge — another ‘bent’ I’ve gone on in years past — will be upon us soon. I will be playing along again this year. By the rules, even. If you are too, please let me know.
(And if you’re like, Whaaa…? you can let me know that too. I am happy to help you figure it out.)
🙂
You know the old saying fev take what you can get. Enjoy we are not getting any younger.
I love your humor, Feve, and thank you for linking this to WW 🙂
In future I will think of orgasms as BOOM and blrp!
~ Marie xox
Our weekend was great on the kinky side but not as rewarding on the O-side. I didn’t get any, but I’m not complaining, but on a more upsetting side, neither did Rosa…….despite trying. It seems like she is having increasing difficulty in this pursuit and her subsequent frustration colors her follow-up attempts, making them less likely to succeed as well. So I guess while a fizzled explosion (blrp) is not as rewarding as a volcanic eruption, it is still better than none at all.
Upfgh. Struggling to ‘get there’ and not making it is SO frustrating. It’s something I’ve been dealing with for a couple years now. I’m sorry Rosa is having a similar struggle.
Yay for kinky weekend things though! 👏
Always so funny and honest, leaves us all plenty of slack for our own *blrp* moments – and as part of the mindfulness we have all woken up to *necessary *essential!*
I might shove this under husband’s nose so he understands why I get irked when he always gets into the fresh sheets first when I’m the one that did all the laundering and mattress flipping [Pfft!] but anyway … cushy & sexy – agreed.
I went on a kinky few days away with re-chargeable vibe and no recharging cord (and very little charge) so I can relate to yours and KD Pierre’s gripes there!!
Thanks for sharing (as ever). I’m think about your A-Z challenge, maybe I can if I keep my posts short and sweet …
That’s totally something I would do — bring a recharge-able vibe and forget the charging cord! *laugh*
Let me know if you decide to play along in April. I work ahead for the A-to-Z, which helps in terms of getting them all done. In the past, I’ve combined letters too. Which makes for a less strenuous posting schedule. 🙂
I had a bit of a blurp one the other day too – it kinda happened all of a sudden and then was over! I was like “hey, come back, I’m not done with u yet!”
May x
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EXACTLY. *laugh*
I finally BOOMed this week instead of my usual blrp…… so it’s flip flopped for me! Yay! LOL Your post made me laugh. Hugs, Windy
Well, hooray for orgasmic explosions! (No matter how they detonate. Lol.)
Not all guns shoot equally loud 🙂
Perhaps it was a misfire. 😉
Let’s just hope it goes better next time.