So we all know I’m a champion seductress, right? I mean, I know myriad ways to get my partner wet. And I’m pretty stellar at announcing my nakedness or my freshly-showered-ness and then just… y’know… letting him come a-runnin’.

So with having aced those kinds of mad seduction skillz already, I decided – on the day I took my Happy Christmas post pictures – to up my game.

Which meant I stripped down to my silly seasonal socks and donned a Santa hat, then I stood in his doorway and went “Ta-da!”

Only not verbally. I mean, I didn’t SAY “Ta-da!” I did the pose. You know, the arms-up-hip-tilt, one-knee-popped pose.

TA-DA!

And he was all, “Oooooh… Come here, little elf!”

Which was pretty much the response I’d counted on. Only I hadn’t counted on being expected to move from my pose. So it took me a sec to figure out my strategy, and then I decided if I just took tiny hoppy steps toward where he was sitting, I could *keep* my Ta-Da! pose.

Which meant I hobble-wobbled – with arms upthrust, hip canted outward, and knee popped forward – my way over about eight feet of floor, and when I arrived directly in front of the man, I stuck my chin up and widened my Ta-Da!

Which…

It’s a good thing my husband thinks I’m sexy no matter what ridiculously ‘seductive’ thing I try to do.

: laugh :

Anywhoo…

So, yeah.

I gave up on the RawR routine at that point* though and was like, “Hey, you wanna help me have an orgasm?”

Which… Of course he wanted to help me have an orgasm.

*grin*

And he did a good job of it too.

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