So. Elfin’. Soxy.

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So we all know I’m a champion seductress, right? I mean, I know myriad ways to get my partner wet. And I’m pretty stellar at announcing my nakedness or my freshly-showered-ness and then just… y’know… letting him come a-runnin’.

So with having aced those kinds of mad seduction skillz already, I decided – on the day I took my Happy Christmas post pictures – to up my game.

Which meant I stripped down to my silly seasonal socks and donned a Santa hat, then I stood in his doorway and went “Ta-da!”

Only not verbally. I mean, I didn’t SAY “Ta-da!” I did the pose. You know, the arms-up-hip-tilt, one-knee-popped pose.

TA-DA!

And he was all, “Oooooh… Come here, little elf!”

Which was pretty much the response I’d counted on. Only I hadn’t counted on being expected to move from my pose. So it took me a sec to figure out my strategy, and then I decided if I just took tiny hoppy steps toward where he was sitting, I could *keep* my Ta-Da! pose.

Which meant I hobble-wobbled – with arms upthrust, hip canted outward, and knee popped forward – my way over about eight feet of floor, and when I arrived directly in front of the man, I stuck my chin up and widened my Ta-Da!

Which…

It’s a good thing my husband thinks I’m sexy no matter what ridiculously ‘seductive’ thing I try to do.

: laugh :

Anywhoo…

So, yeah.

I gave up on the RawR routine at that point* though and was like, “Hey, you wanna help me have an orgasm?”

Which… Of course he wanted to help me have an orgasm.

*grin*

And he did a good job of it too.

I used my vibrator; he used his finger.**

And once my g-spot figured out that the wobbly-doo that the pad of his finger was working against its roughened flesh was a Good Thing, it managed to communicate clearly with my clit – which was all a-buzz with good vibrations – that it was

holyohmyGod wheredidthatcomefrom

time to have an orgasm.

And…

It was not only a sneaky bastard of an orgasm, it was also one of those rolling ones. Not ‘rolling’ as in ‘continuous’. But more like… It sort of started as a trickle and middled as a surging wave, then subsided in a slow withdrawal… Like the way a tide goes out.

And it left me in a puddle.

Which is why, when he asked, “If I use a lot of lube,*** can I…?”, my orgasm-addled brain translated that to Oh how nice and I said “Yes.”

But my body was not on the same page as my puddle-brain and was *NOT* digging the intrusion,**** so I was really glad that his recent long period of pussy-denial had left him with approximately zero stamina.

(Though not, apparently, with zero ejaculate. Because even though it was over in an instant, the man made a mess. Good Lord, I don’t think the sheets will ever recover.)

When he stopped shaking — the shakes a result of both his post-cum endorphin-flood and joyfully abashed laughter — he said, “It’s like an early Christmas…”

I shook my head, pushing him off me and making shoo-ing motions with my hands,***** then responded with a tongue-stuck-through-teeth grin,

“I dunno about early… But it sure came quick.”

*much to the relief of the cat, I think, who had been watching these goings-on with a distinct air of feline befuddlement

**just one finger, thank you — I can’t tolerate much in the way of penetration these days; it amazes me that I was ever able to take four of his fingers, because right now even one sometimes feels like too much

***there is no such thing as too much lube when it comes to any kind of penetrative activity for me right now — basically, too much is never enough

****this is really the only part of menopause that is painful for me… quite literally

*****which he correctly interpreted as “Go get me something to wipe this splooge off with! QUICK!”

14 thoughts on “So. Elfin’. Soxy.

  1. Collaredmichael

    With my Queen having had her hysterectomy and us now restarting penetration I know what you are talking about! I haven’t been fully inside her yet. Angus may not be the longest penis, but he has good girth. So I gently enter her and slowly pump. Very slowly and not fully inside. She is enjoying that but it looks like it will take some time to get to the point where Angus can go to town. We joke that she’s a virgin again.
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