Yesterday was my birthday.
If all had gone to plan, I’d have boarded a plane in the morning and then boarded a ship in the afternoon and been on my merry way toward the tropics for two and a half weeks.
All has not — obviously — gone to plan.
Because, coronapocalypse.
So while I recognize that I have a lot of good things in my life and I appreciate the fact that I’m healthy and financially stable enough to weather this Shut Down The World shit storm…
I’m also not particularly happy with Lady Luck.
She’s a fucking bitch.
And I am never EVER inviting her to my birthday party again. 😛
Anywhoo…
I hope you are all staying well. In your personal health and in your relationships.
Maintaining closeness in relationships is a little difficult when we’re all supposed to be six feet apart.
My husband was feeling a bit frisky the morning of my birthday. A little… ahem… ‘closeness’ was sought after. I had to explain to him that he’s not doing Social Distancing properly if he’s standing eight inches away from me, waving his dick in my face.
“Six feet!” I commanded, and imperiously pointed my finger in an “Away with you!” manner.
He complied, of course, then stood at the required distance, grinning, and stroked his cock.
He didn’t cum, of course, and if he had, there’s no way he could’ve squirted quite that far.
But still…
It gives whole new meaning to the concept of sex in Long Distance Relationships. 😉
We may have lost our vacation but I can assure you that we in the Fever household have not lost our sense of humor. I sincerely hope you are able to keep hold of yours as well. 🙂
Wishing you a happy birthday and hopefully you will get to take that trip at a latter date.
Keep Well
May
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Thanks. This trip has been 17 years in the making. We haven’t gotten our money back on it. The airline didn’t refund and the cruise line is stalling. So the idea of making plans to go again… I’m not feelin’ it.
Oh my i am so sorry! No refund! that is the pits. I do hope karma comes around for you
May x
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I love the photo. It’s very erotic.
Belated happy birthday. I’m sorry your holiday ended up being cancelled. As May suggests, I hope you get to do it sometime in the future! As to ejaculating and hitting a target from 6 feet away, it is possible!! Just saying. Perhaps you need to engage in some ejaculation Olympics!! Stay well in your household!
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I don’t think I’d enjoy watching ejaculympics, but I can picture the practice sessions as being quite funny (and messy).
We are staying well, thank you. I hope your family is healthy also.
Happy belated birthday, Feve, and you are so right… we should never lose our humor! Love this image of you!
Rebel xox
I’ve misplaced my sense of humor a few times in my life, but never *lost* it. Thank goodness!
Happy Birthday Feve.
I think Reverse Cowgirl would have kept your faces 6ft apart.
There is a great Coronasutra chart going round the Twitterverse that shows the positions that maintain the 1.5m separation.
Ha! I’ll bet that’s quite a chart. 😛
Sorry for the birthday disappointment, sunshine.
Would it help if I sang “Tiny Bubbles” for you? ;-p
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Hahaha!
Um, NO. No, that would not help.
But thanks for the offer. 😉
happy belated.
i laughed at “ejaculympics” and forgot what I was going write.
hope you stay safe… and if you’re ever in asia after this shit storm is over, lemme know.
Thank you. 🙂
(And laughter is great medicine.)
If anyone would take such a thing philosophically, it is you. Disappointing for something so long looked forward to to be taken away at the last moment. If anyone is going to keep up the humour, it would be you.
As with others, a belated happy birthday 🌹🌹
Thanks, Melody. ❤
Happy belated to you.
This stuff is spoiling a lot of plans. If everyone comes out of it healthy, though, things can be planned for the future. Maybe something better than you’d originally planned. Glad you’re maintaining your humor through it all.
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We’ll see. I’m making no travel plans at this point beyond “go to the grocery store.” 😉