Flying Snot

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(no, it’s not coming out my nose)

So my car… We call her Scarlett, right?

And Scarlett is a pretty good rescue vehicle when needed.

But Scarlett has another name — a shortened brand name, based on the fact that she is a Sonata — and so occasionally – for short – we call her S’not.

‘Kayso…

NOW keep in mind that I have a tendency to pretend I’m a superhero

Or, y’know, dress like one

And today, on the way to the grocery store, during a completely irrelevant and unrealistic conversation with my spouse, I said:

“You know Scarlett has a super power. She can fly.”

“So…” he replied, “…she’s a flying S’not?”

YES.

Let it hereby be known that if I ever get to be a Wunder-Oh’g, my supervehicle will be WAY better than Wonder Woman’s invisible jet and so.much.amazing-er than Batman’s Batmobile.

Because *I* will drive…

The Flying Snot

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